I have a new member coming maybe!!!!!

Today, the technology sub came across me trying to get on my lovely blog, and she asked me what the blog was. I was a tad embarrassed, as I have no members and this might as well be diary, but, she said she would try and take a look at it. Me, being myself in all my dorky glory, got excited. So, I am going to share my excitement with the whopping 4 members I have, that I know. And two of the members are me so....i have 2 members. Who don't look at this. So, I found a blog to read everyday, and someone else may have found a blog. Plus, I need topics. So, I'm going to be focusing this on one topic from now on. When I figure out what that topic is. Bye my imaginary adoring fans!

Miss Author

Nothing

It's extremely depressing at how little viewers I have right now. I've got four, including myself, Miss Author. Do you know how loser-ish that is? No one is even reading this. I could out the lewdest, most vulgar comments know to man on here, and who would read it? No one. People with successful blogs suck. They should feel bad fro people like me who read their own blogs because no one else will. Ah, I'm having a Pity Party. Gotta love those.

Bye.

Miss Author

Pity Parties

Ah......Pity Parties. I myself am a big fan of them. But, as great as they feel......they can get better! (You were expecting the cliche "They won't make you feel any better." weren't you?) Wonder why people have them so much? They help! For a little while, you can pretend that you're the victim, (and if you are, then good for you) grab some friends, ice-cream, and party. I personally have my P.P.'s at least 3 times a week. I'm a big baby, and they really, really, make me feel better. EXCEPT WHEN THE AMAZING MAGGIE LAUGHS IN GOOD HUMOR!!!! <3- Maggie. They're a GREAT alternative to drugs and alcohol, not that I know. Plus, they're free!!! Yaaaaayyy!! So, my point today is, have pity parties. Don't listen to all the stuffy old people who tell you not to, because they're boring stuffy old people. They are them, you are you. And if you absolutely DESPISE pity parties, when something crappy happens to you, go complain to the first person you see about how crappy your life is. It'll be fun!

Miss Author