I have a new member coming maybe!!!!!

Today, the technology sub came across me trying to get on my lovely blog, and she asked me what the blog was. I was a tad embarrassed, as I have no members and this might as well be diary, but, she said she would try and take a look at it. Me, being myself in all my dorky glory, got excited. So, I am going to share my excitement with the whopping 4 members I have, that I know. And two of the members are me so....i have 2 members. Who don't look at this. So, I found a blog to read everyday, and someone else may have found a blog. Plus, I need topics. So, I'm going to be focusing this on one topic from now on. When I figure out what that topic is. Bye my imaginary adoring fans!

Miss Author

Nothing

It's extremely depressing at how little viewers I have right now. I've got four, including myself, Miss Author. Do you know how loser-ish that is? No one is even reading this. I could out the lewdest, most vulgar comments know to man on here, and who would read it? No one. People with successful blogs suck. They should feel bad fro people like me who read their own blogs because no one else will. Ah, I'm having a Pity Party. Gotta love those.

Bye.

Miss Author

Pity Parties

Ah......Pity Parties. I myself am a big fan of them. But, as great as they feel......they can get better! (You were expecting the cliche "They won't make you feel any better." weren't you?) Wonder why people have them so much? They help! For a little while, you can pretend that you're the victim, (and if you are, then good for you) grab some friends, ice-cream, and party. I personally have my P.P.'s at least 3 times a week. I'm a big baby, and they really, really, make me feel better. EXCEPT WHEN THE AMAZING MAGGIE LAUGHS IN GOOD HUMOR!!!! <3- Maggie. They're a GREAT alternative to drugs and alcohol, not that I know. Plus, they're free!!! Yaaaaayyy!! So, my point today is, have pity parties. Don't listen to all the stuffy old people who tell you not to, because they're boring stuffy old people. They are them, you are you. And if you absolutely DESPISE pity parties, when something crappy happens to you, go complain to the first person you see about how crappy your life is. It'll be fun!

Miss Author

Day 2

So, today is a big day, because I have members! Yes, I sound like a total loser, but I don't care because I'm excited. So, I've given this blog thing a little more thought, and so, I'm going to be kind of like your own personal little fortune cookie. I'm going to talk about the most annoying/dumb/cliche things and, blog about them. As I get more members, I'll get things from their comments.  By the way thanks, my two first members! Ya'll made my year. So, today's cliche is wings. In all the music videos and things, what in the world is so sexy about wings? Black and white wings, for innocence and seduction. I mean, when you see them, do you just flip out and go "Oh, gosh, wings! I am in love with this attractive teenager in fishnets and wings!"? Nope. You don't. And if you do, you need to talk to someone about it. You know that funny thing called natural beauty? You should look into it. For my girlies, if your trying to "date", don't put on all this goop you never wear, because the guy you're after isn't getting what he bargained for. And for guys, look for what seems real. Well, bye ya'll!

My First Day

This is my first day of blogging, and I'm not even gonna lie, I'm pumped. I don't know if anyone outside my family is ever going to read this, but hey, I wanted to do a blog, so now I am. At first, I wanted to post little pieces of my book I was writing, but realized no one would buy my book if it was on the internet for free. By the way, its called Taking Missi out of Mississippi, when I can get it published, read it please! Anyway, I am going to go with the customary 365 day thing.For one full year, (and I'm not even going to pretend I'm going to do this evryday), I am going to post at little quote or something funny I came across that  day, or just something quirky I wnated to write about, and you all will read it. I'm going to start the first day I get viewers, so someone read my blog soon so my little project can be put to work! I'm waiting.........

Miss Author